sexxxpensive:

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

!!!

rydenarmani:

if you can’t handle your significant other’s bodily gasses (farts, burps, etc.) please return yourself to 4th grade because you’re a child

ermatt:

disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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Oh my GOSH

(Source: disowns)