• boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
  • burn niqqah.
  • trvppycheerioz:

    ovoxtopszn:

    crashyourcrew:

    little-ghetto-gospel:

    johnnymermaid:

    jsfrc:

    jndcccc:

    s-urfboardt:

    Use both headphones

    left: the weeknd

    right: drake

    sex omfg

    #earfuck

    i felt this throu my entire body

    OH MY

    Encore

    BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

    🙌 yes lord

    spookynez:

    chaosprancing:

    superwholockgarfield:

    morgrana:

    OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

    it’s past, present and future

    you will be hurt

    you are hurt

    you were hurt

    BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

    you poetic little shit

    it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

    you will be stupid

    you are stupid

    you were stupid